The contributor
wishing to call himself 2004_Honda_BMW
has a cheeky sense of humor. Take a real
close look at those badges...
He's got the last laugh in any case: At repair time, he'll pay a lot less than he would to fix a
real BMW!
More info from
our correspondent:
"I have been an avid reader (and occasional poster) to
rec.autos.driving since 1993.
"My current car is this 2004 Honda Accord EX-L 4-cyl 5-sp auto.
As a daily driver, it's my second Honda Accord in two years. My
first Honda, a white 2003 Honda Accord LX sedan, was highly modified
with most of the trim pieces necessary to convert it to an EX model
(except the sunroof and the radio unit). I sold the 2003 LX one
year later, then with 14K pampered miles, to upgrade to a new 2004 EX-L
solely because of the additional passive restraints (side curtain and
seat airbags) not offered in the 2003 LX. Though I sold the 2003
privately for the same price that I had originally paid for the car one
year earlier, the Honda dealer made the 2004 Accord purchase even
sweeter by then offering to place the 2003 on the new-car paperwork as
a trade-in on the 2004!
"For both cars, I have taken meticulous care of the exterior and
interior (inside and out), including hand car washes only (automatic
ones are DEADLY as far as I am concerned), and polish and wax applied
every two months. I service the car according to half of the
severe interval specified in the owners manual for peace-of-mind (oil
changes every 2.5K rather than 5K miles and tire rotations every 5K
miles). The Accord is serviced by the same mechanic every time at
my local Honda dealership, but is professionally detailed every few
months at the local BMW dealership. My mileage has been
meticulously recorded (with odo readings and number of gallons at every
fillup), as my average has been 29 mpg (combo city and highway) to a
maximum of 36.04 mpg during the warm season for this 4-cylinder
(without A/C).
"I am also a motivational speaker who enjoys visiting K-12 schools to
share the positive perspectives and the realities of growing up with
cerebral palsy. The purpose of these assemblies is to help make
students more aware of the capabilities of others, rather than their
disabilities, and thus minimize bullying and teasing in schools. There
is no better feeling in the world than to make students smile and feel
good about themselves! I should know, because I have been
delivering assemblies since I was ten years old. To bring this
feeling of positivity on the road, I have personally customized my new
Honda with a different set of emblems because I noticed that too many
drivers around me actually frown when they are driving. I share
this transformation with my young audiences, who all run over each
other to apparently gush over this car in the parking lot after
school. Inside, the speakers have been replaced to improve the
sound quality of the radio for my listening pleasure, with 6"
Kenwoods in the front, and 6x9" 3-way Kickers in the rear.
"I think my Accord looks better than the Bangled 7-series! If it
makes you smile, as it does a lot of middle and high-school students,
then I've certainly reached my goal."